I Will Drink Beer Everywhere Dr. Seuss Parody Tee
Price range: $22.26 through $25.07
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Sink into easygoing afternoons with this laid-back tee that wears like your favorite local bar: familiar, honest, and a little bit funny. The bold, hand-drawn artwork and type nod to classic pub humor—“I will drink beer here or there, I will drink beer everywhere”—so it reads loud and clear whether you’re at a backyard cookout, a tailgate, or walking the neighborhood. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit hang naturally over a pair of jeans or shorts. It’s built to last: smooth, medium-weight cotton that keeps its shape, a tag that tears away for itch-free comfort, and reinforced shoulders so the tee moves with you on hotter days or long evenings out. Wear it to share a grin with fellow beer lovers and keep the vibe easy and unpretentious.
Product features
– 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) for durable, breathable comfort
– Tubular knit construction—no side seams—for a clean, waste-reducing finish
– Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape
– Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for sharp detail
– Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and backed by a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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The T-shirt looks great, quick delivery!! You guys rock!
Happy with my purchase. It was a gift and the receipient was very pleased
I bought it for my husband, the shirt is soft and fits well.
Thanks again for your quick response and delivery of my item. It didn’t take a week before I received and my better half loved it. Thanks again and I will be back again.