Straight Outta The Nursing Home T-Shirt

This relaxed crew-neck tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement: a large boxed print reading “STRAIGHT OUTTA THE NURSING HOME.” The heavyweight cotton body and classic fit create a sturdy, no-nonsense silhouette that wears like a favorite — broken-in but built to last. Visuals are sharp and blocky, the high-contrast print sitting centered on the chest for immediate, humorous impact. Wear it to visits, family gatherings, or casual days when you want to spark a laugh and start conversations. The soft, breathable cotton keeps the shirt comfortable all day, while shoulder tape and a ribbed collar help it hold its shape through repeated wears and washes. Ethically sourced materials and OEKO-TEX® certification mean you’re getting durable everyday wear with responsible manufacturing standards.

Product features
– 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — sturdy 180 g/m² fabric
– Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for shape retention
– DTG + DTF printed graphics for crisp, durable chest and sleeve details
– OEKO-TEX® certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat