| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, sturdy tee that speaks plain truth: this is the shirt for the one who quietly (or not-so-quietly) guards the chips, cookies, and late-night candy stash. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit sit comfortably whether you’re lounging on the couch, packing a lunch, or running errands between snack raids. Printed with crisp, slightly playful lettering across the chest, the design reads like a small, personal badge—funny, familiar, and instantly relatable. The slightly flecked, natural cotton and solid-color options give it a cozy, lived-in look that pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or pajamas. Built to hold its shape and soften with wear, this tee becomes part of the everyday rhythm: movie nights, family game evenings, coffee breaks, and those ordinary moments when a laugh and a good snack make everything better.
Product features
– Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for comfortable, year-round wear.
– Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced waste and a cleaner silhouette.
– Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability.
– DTG and DTF printing for crisp chest text and detailed sleeve/neck prints.
– Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety.
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
























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